State Motto

Since we poked fun at Canada this week, it's only fair that we poke fun at the US also.  Can anyone add a motto to any of these states? LOL

Yes, I am geographically challenged but I do know that Alaska and  Hawaii are not correctly located on the darn map.

1. Alabama - Hell, Ye-Ah! We Have Electricity.
2. Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong.
3. Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
4. Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything.
5. California - By Age 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~ And That's The Truth!
6. Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
7. Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
8. Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
9. Florida - Home Of The Headless Drivers.
10. Georgia - We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism.
11. Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money).
12. Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes....Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
13. Illinois - Please Don't Pronounce The "S".
14. Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
15. Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
16. Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States.
17. Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
18. Louisiana - We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
19. Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
20. Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
21. Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets).
22. Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.
23. Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes.... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
24. Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
25. Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work.
26. Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, And Very Little Else.
27. Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
28. Nevada - Hookers And Poker.
29. New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
30. New Jersey - You Want A @%&#%&$ Motto? I Got Yer %$&##@& Motto Right Here.
31. New Mexico - Lizards And Tarantulas Make Excellent Pets.
32. New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney.
33. North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
34. North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States.
35. Ohio - Home Of Lake Erie And The Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland).
36. Oklahoma - Like The Play, Only No Singing.
37. Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.
38. Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal.
39. Rhode Island - We're Not Really An Island.
40. South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
41. South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota.
42. Tennessee - The Edjucashun State.
43. Texas - Si' Hablo Ingles.
44. Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
45. Vermont - Yep.
46. Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
47. Washington - Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers.
48. West Virginia - One Big Happy Family.....Really!
49. Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese.
50. Wyoming - Where Men Are Men.....And The Sheep Are Scared!
And Finally:
51. Washington, Dc - Wanna Be Mayor?
 

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